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Short New Year Quotes


Top 11 Funny New Year Short Quotes

New Year Quotes #1   

May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions.            

Joey Adams

New Year Quotes #2   

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.           

Author Unknown

New Year Quotes #3   

Making resolutions is a cleansing ritual of self-assessment and repentance that demands personal honesty and, ultimately, reinforces humility. Breaking them is part of the cycle.           

Eric Zorn

New Year Quotes #4   

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.          

P. J. ORourke

New Year Quotes #5   

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve.  Middle age is when you're forced to.          

Bill Vaughn

New Year Quotes #6   

Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits.           

Author Unknown


New Year Quotes #7   

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.     Bill Vaughan

New Year Quotes #8


People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.          

Author Unknown

New Year Quotes #9   

Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty.             

John Selden

New Year Quotes #10   

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling; He who makes one is a fool.          

F.M. Knowles

New Year Quotes #11   

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.          

Oscar Wilde

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